The Dress Mess Uniform. Does anyone else hate it?

I'll put it this way Sir, my old BN commander recently went to a Mil Ball and while walking through a hotel lobby he was stopped and asked if he were a "bullfighter"...I'll just leave it at that. 100% true story.

I like it more than being shrink wrapped in polyester wool blends and mall security shirt of the ASU. I had mine tailor made in Korea for almost nothing as a Captain over ten years ago. When they are custom made they fit much better. Plus I always run into this very pretty girl when I wear them.

Sir, the male officer dress mess is a little garish, but I find the female enlisted dress mess quite attractive and smart.