Posted on Aug 18, 2014
RallyPointers Anonymous (RPA), We are here to help?
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Here at RallyPointers Anonymous we are trying to help those that may need it. As we have seen with some here sleep has been moved a step lower in the Priorities of Work, RallyPoint being number one of course. There are many signs of this. For example if you have over one million points or have got over 100,000 in a month. Have you ever wondered if you have spent too much time on RallyPoint? If you have answered yes to any of these you might have.
10. When you forget what facebook is.
9. You use your DA Photo as your Profile picture.
8. You see the influence list in your pay grade as a hit list.
7. You significant other created an civilian account just to be able to talk with you.
6. You went to RPx.
5. As soon as you read an news article you post a question about on RallyPoint.
4. You have more connections on RallyPoint than Facebook.
3. You submit a 4 page recommendation list to the RallyPoint staff on how to improve the site.
2. You use motivational quotes in your professional email you found on a thread.
and number one
1. You know who salutes a 1LT!
If you have answered yes to any of these or if you have your own RallyPoint Battle Station at home you can call us at 1-555-RP-4-LIFE.
10. When you forget what facebook is.
9. You use your DA Photo as your Profile picture.
8. You see the influence list in your pay grade as a hit list.
7. You significant other created an civilian account just to be able to talk with you.
6. You went to RPx.
5. As soon as you read an news article you post a question about on RallyPoint.
4. You have more connections on RallyPoint than Facebook.
3. You submit a 4 page recommendation list to the RallyPoint staff on how to improve the site.
2. You use motivational quotes in your professional email you found on a thread.
and number one
1. You know who salutes a 1LT!
If you have answered yes to any of these or if you have your own RallyPoint Battle Station at home you can call us at 1-555-RP-4-LIFE.
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I've stopped my Soldiers from doing correspondence courses and SSD and now make them build their influence score by 1,000 points a week or face corrective training.
I've also given them access to my account to respond because I can't keep up with all the notifications anymore.
I've also given them access to my account to respond because I can't keep up with all the notifications anymore.
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1SG Michael Blount
SGT Robert Rainwater - I'm taking that one, ok? Too late. You didn't speak up soon enough.
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SSG(P) (Join to see)
Way to delegate... SSG Robert Burns lead, follow, or get the hell out of the way, I'm coming through.
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Suspended Profile
What is Facebook again?
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How about: "You end up sleeping on the couch because your wife got tired of the notification emails dinging on the phone all hours of the night -- and of you getting up to look at them." True story!
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PO3 (Join to see)
You can tell the site is military because you start getting notifications right after Reveille! My wife was cussing me this morning for that very reason. I think of it as my pre-alarm, alarm.
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