Posted on Mar 1, 2016
What is the most ridiculous thing your 1SGT has said in front of the company?
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CW4 Craig Urban
You did not shave this morning Pvt. Here dry shave. two swipes and and the pussy hair is gone. Get out of here urban
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CPT Robert Boshears
When I was called back to Active Duty in 7th ID... soldiers saluted and said Light Fight Em. I was out of touch.... one young soldier said Light Fight Em.... Not being sure, I said Gut Beat Em.... he stopped, gave me the hairy eyeball ... then we both laughed... after he schooled me. Also, I wore the crown from Burger King into the Bn HQ.... I thought the CSGM was going to blow a gasket.... then I started my tradition of giving him the first cup of coffee (I made the coffee)... SGM Collins RIP... any E-8, E-9 or WO got where they were by being way above average.
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SFC James Henry
I call BS to the statement that any E-8, E-9 or WO got where they were by being way above average! Some of the dumbest people I ever met in the Army were senior NCO's!
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We were in the field, sick call vehicle returned from dropping off the injured guys. 1SG sees a Snickers Ice Cream Bar wrapper in the front seat. Gets EVERY NCO in the middle of a field, starts smoking us all because the NCO that took people to sick call violated the no stops in the rear order he gave all of the NCOswho had to run troops to the rear. About an hour into this fuckfest of face beating this NCO says "it was just a fucking Snickers bar" we get told to recover, top starts pacing, he says "well let me tell you about this Snickers bar" at that time the largest bolt of lightning ever struck the field and the thunder basically forced hearts to skip a beat. 1SG took a deep breath, said "the good Lord knows what's about to happen to y'all, he's telling me it'll end my career. Get your sorry asses inside"
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There we were, right in the middle of a company run. 1SG calls "quick time, March. Column half right, march," etc. Basically, put us in the grass.
We knew we were about to get smoked in the middle of a run. After a pretty quick smoke session, he told us to sound off because, and I quote, "We're not doing this shit for our health."
Ummm, so why exactly do we do PT?
We knew we were about to get smoked in the middle of a run. After a pretty quick smoke session, he told us to sound off because, and I quote, "We're not doing this shit for our health."
Ummm, so why exactly do we do PT?
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CSM Charles Hayden
SFC (Join to see) Now that is a real 1SG doing his thing! Did your attention often waver when he was in charge?
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CW4 Craig Urban
As a young SSG at fort Bliss I called my former drill sergeant who i met putting on my one service stripe a lame duck.
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CW4 Craig Urban
You could could not make SFC chief that is why you went warrant said this SGM. I said I said I just got tired of being in charge of police call. And I do not want to be like you.
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MAJ John Adams
CPT Bob Coleman - Ain't it the truth? What's the PC term for a dud? (As in a sorry excuse for a trooper.)
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