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A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall asleep quickly – he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.
"Good," she replies. "Get your own damn blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall asleep quickly – he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.
"Good," she replies. "Get your own damn blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.
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I think I might have married that woman one time Brother Chuck, or someone related to her.
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My wife would not say that, but that could also be why I imported directly from the Philippines.
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Bethina Lee
It would be a mixture of phillp & English; my mother's case Korean & English. But that is something those cultures don't mind the hospitality and treating their guests with lots of respect, extremely cordial, like children/family, and are honored to make them feel comfortable. I got a double dose of it since my father is from the Deep South and from my upbringing it's a double dose of "Hospitality" many people think I'm very strange or have ulterior motives..nah just raised to be respectful, kind, helpful, cordial, manners, etc..
Well, or my father & mom would have knocked me through the wall for being a rude little $hit
Well, or my father & mom would have knocked me through the wall for being a rude little $hit
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