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A little paralegal humor....
What are some of the best sayings you have heard in regards to your job? My favorite is when I get asked for advice... Paralegals cannot ethically give advice, but the attorneys can. This picture fits that perfectly.
What are some of the best sayings you have heard in regards to your job? My favorite is when I get asked for advice... Paralegals cannot ethically give advice, but the attorneys can. This picture fits that perfectly.
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The old stand-by Military Police phrase. "Sir, don't confuse your rank with my authority".
I used to hate it when I found out that my soldiers used that phrase, until I had to use it several times myself... :-)
The old stand-by Military Police phrase. "Sir, don't confuse your rank with my authority".
I used to hate it when I found out that my soldiers used that phrase, until I had to use it several times myself... :-)
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I once told a Drill SGT at FLW. when I addressed him as SGT and he corrected me that it was Dril Sargent .I asked him to the front of the truck to talk to him,,he refused said I would come to him.... I then told him he was not my drill SGT... he proceeded to "brim" me with his brown round.. At which point I pepper sprayed him... I was just trying to get him away from his trainees... worse part.. he was an MP drill SGT... and was just getting a warning for speeding..
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SGT William Howell
COL Jean (John) F. B. I used to smoke my guys for using that. I hated it with such a passion. It always escalated everything. I made sure my guys always used the most respect possible. They may be using a PR-24 to turn a convex skull concave, but they better be saying SGT or Sir while doing it.
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American Know-Nothing party...are we sure that split over slavery wasn't when they became Republicans and Democrats?
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