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If this offends anyone...well, it wasn't intentional. Besides from what I have read in the comment sections here on RP...Political Correctness is not high on the list for posting. So here goes.
I live near a Beach. Far enough away that we don't get snarled in the traffic, but close enough that our Grocery store is inundated with lightly clad beach goers of either sex. Sometimes, the younger women wear those flimsy sheer "beach robes" over their almost non existent bikini's. Which is kind of sexy...by intent.
So four women came into the store today, and one of them was dressed, I swear to God, like Raquel Welch in that old Poster. She had the body and the confidence to wear something like that...in Public. And the other three women were also easy on the eyes. Sorry this sounds sexist, but you don't dress like that to not be noticed.
And they were all noticed as they pranced around the store. All legs, tans, and bubbling over with youthful conceit. I was at the produce section when they made their entrance. Men were looking with obvious interest, and some women were looking at them with disgust, or maybe envy because they still had their youth. Not sure which, but they were getting more stares than the Empire State Building has steps.
Next to me was a young man, and he was smitten. Next to him was his Dad. Behind me were two other guys closer to my age. As the young women traipsed by flaunting their wares...the young guy just stood there, mouth agape. Eighteen year olds don't react well when hormones hit and bikinis fly by.
His Dad tapped him on the shoulder breaking the spell.
"Son, it isn't polite to stare. One stare, you can't help, you are young. But continuing to stare is rude. "
"Sorry Dad, but wow."
The Dad chuckled.
"I know , Son. I am not immune to their charms either. Just remember this, even if one of those girls fell for you, and took you to bed for fling of wild uninhibited sex - when you were done, you would still have 23 hours and 54 minutes to kill. Better to actually like them than to just want them."
All of us men standing nearby laughed. Me too!
I live near a Beach. Far enough away that we don't get snarled in the traffic, but close enough that our Grocery store is inundated with lightly clad beach goers of either sex. Sometimes, the younger women wear those flimsy sheer "beach robes" over their almost non existent bikini's. Which is kind of sexy...by intent.
So four women came into the store today, and one of them was dressed, I swear to God, like Raquel Welch in that old Poster. She had the body and the confidence to wear something like that...in Public. And the other three women were also easy on the eyes. Sorry this sounds sexist, but you don't dress like that to not be noticed.
And they were all noticed as they pranced around the store. All legs, tans, and bubbling over with youthful conceit. I was at the produce section when they made their entrance. Men were looking with obvious interest, and some women were looking at them with disgust, or maybe envy because they still had their youth. Not sure which, but they were getting more stares than the Empire State Building has steps.
Next to me was a young man, and he was smitten. Next to him was his Dad. Behind me were two other guys closer to my age. As the young women traipsed by flaunting their wares...the young guy just stood there, mouth agape. Eighteen year olds don't react well when hormones hit and bikinis fly by.
His Dad tapped him on the shoulder breaking the spell.
"Son, it isn't polite to stare. One stare, you can't help, you are young. But continuing to stare is rude. "
"Sorry Dad, but wow."
The Dad chuckled.
"I know , Son. I am not immune to their charms either. Just remember this, even if one of those girls fell for you, and took you to bed for fling of wild uninhibited sex - when you were done, you would still have 23 hours and 54 minutes to kill. Better to actually like them than to just want them."
All of us men standing nearby laughed. Me too!
Posted 4 mo ago
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