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A1C Medrick "Rick" DeVaney
When I Was In The Printing Business,
I Began With Doctors, Dentists, Attorney's And CPAs.
In The Order Of Intelligence & Knowledge Of Their Professions
Here's How I Rated Them:
Doctors ~~ Dentists ~~CPA's ~~ Attorney's...
#1..Doctors ~~ Mostly Brilliant.
#2..Dentists ~~ Excellent All Around General Knowledge
#3.. CPA's ~~ Rather Limited To Numbers And Tax Information.
#4...Attorneys ~~ Don't Know Sh*t; Dumbest SOB'S On This Planet.
And EXACTLY Why They Prefer "Settling Out Of Court".
Most Don't Seem To Even Have The Necessary Skills To Adequately
Prepare A Case To Present To A Courts Judge,
NOR Do They Know Much About The Law.
Therefore, Having To Convince Us, It's "In Our Best Interest,
To Settle Out Of Court". ... Same Applies To Criminal Events:
"Plead GUILTY To A Lesser Offence", Even If You'd Not Committed The Crime Because...
"The Evidence Is Pointing Strongly Against You". When In Reality Few Are Good At Defending Their Clients....THEIR Survival Depends On You Having The Decision Made By The Courts Judge...
I Began With Doctors, Dentists, Attorney's And CPAs.
In The Order Of Intelligence & Knowledge Of Their Professions
Here's How I Rated Them:
Doctors ~~ Dentists ~~CPA's ~~ Attorney's...
#1..Doctors ~~ Mostly Brilliant.
#2..Dentists ~~ Excellent All Around General Knowledge
#3.. CPA's ~~ Rather Limited To Numbers And Tax Information.
#4...Attorneys ~~ Don't Know Sh*t; Dumbest SOB'S On This Planet.
And EXACTLY Why They Prefer "Settling Out Of Court".
Most Don't Seem To Even Have The Necessary Skills To Adequately
Prepare A Case To Present To A Courts Judge,
NOR Do They Know Much About The Law.
Therefore, Having To Convince Us, It's "In Our Best Interest,
To Settle Out Of Court". ... Same Applies To Criminal Events:
"Plead GUILTY To A Lesser Offence", Even If You'd Not Committed The Crime Because...
"The Evidence Is Pointing Strongly Against You". When In Reality Few Are Good At Defending Their Clients....THEIR Survival Depends On You Having The Decision Made By The Courts Judge...
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Somewhere in my piles of books, I have a tort update book that contains a court brief on this story. It is true.
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