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MAJ Ken Landgren
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Actually, better because monkeys do not earn commissions. The key is 15 or 16 portfolio of stocks means it will fall the macro stock market trends.
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A1C Medrick "Rick" DeVaney
A1C Medrick "Rick" DeVaney
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Keep In Mind, When You Hire an Advisor,
Their Advise Will Always Cost YOU.
They're A Company,
Established To Make As Much In Profits As Possible,
Much Better To Take A Simple Finance Course And Handle All Of Your Own Money.
And It Only SOUNDS Difficult,
But It's Rather Simple And just Plain Logical.
If You LIKE Getting MUGGED,
Take a Stroll Through Central Park, In New York.
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CDR Andrew McMenamin, PhD
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Oh. I thought financial advisors were monkeys. "If I had a million dollars, well I'd buy you a monkey."
Bare Naked Ladies lyrics - "If I had a million dollars."
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A1C Medrick "Rick" DeVaney
A1C Medrick "Rick" DeVaney
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You Keep The Monkeys,
And I'll Take Those Bare Naked Ladies.
Monkeys Will Bite You HARDER
Than The Bare Naked Ladies.
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A1C Medrick "Rick" DeVaney
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My Bet's On WARREN BUFFETT.
If The Investment "Advisors" Knew Much, THEY'D Be Wealthy.
But They'd Rather "Advise:" Others,
And Take Their Money;
While Not Taking Any Chances With The Market.
"BOINK" and "BINGO"...
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