Trump to repurpose USS Enterprise into floating hotel and casino

They could just connect his blowhard highness to the turbines

Yuh lets take a war machine and turn it into a frilly tourist trap for rich people...... how about just retireing it and making it a museum? you know one that people can see for a small fee that goes to the upkeep of a national treasure? oh wait rich people wouldnt like that!

Tony's comment is dead on! D.C. Is a major source of hot air power!