The Weirdest Attractions in Airports Across the U.S.

I spent a lot of time in airports flying all over America on business. The people were always the greatest attraction for me. I wasted a lot of time just watching them or communicating with them. But those days are over. I have no interest in ever flying again. (It's now too much like being one of the livestock headed to market.) I have no interest in other destinations. (They've all been ruined.) I now live in Eden with my Eve and am surrounded by some of the nicest neighbors I've ever met.