Syria issues travel ban on U.S. missiles

I have to stop falling for this stuff......

Bummer it was bound to happen at some point in time.

You'll note, however, that the whole time Assad was issuing his travel ban on U.S. missiles, he was very careful not to fart lest it be misconstrued as a chemical weapon used in contravention of international agreement ... inviting an undocumented immigrant missile targeted at his 6 from the U.S..