Soldier leaves hilarious note for man having sex with his wife

Bwahahahaha woooooow! You know I had that talk with my ex husband something similar to this.

1. "Look if your going to have a gf keep it in a different zip code! I hate going to the grocery store and having the register girl falling all over the place while trying to ring me up!"

2. "Please don't tell sweet nothings in her ears and promises that your going to leave me for her! This can cause issues when they wonder why your not leaving me for her!"

3. "Please let her know it's not appropriate to contact you after 4pm! That's our family time and I don't like you sneaking off to the bathroom for an hour when your supposed to interacting with the kids while I make dinner! I'm not stupid it doesn't take you that long to shit!"

4. "Please let her know I did intel in the military and contracted with the Govt so when they decide to call child protective services on me for having a loaded AR15 in arms reach of my children! That that is simply not true! I know how to secure my weapons! Thanks! And stop being mad that I don't let you play with my toys!"

5. "Don't come home and tell me you didn't have enough to pick up the items I requested from you because you were to busy taking her out to lunch and making her feel special! The money I give you is food for the kids! Not her fat ass!"

6. "And please stops telling her that she's way more prettier then me! Everyone knows the only competition a red head has is another red head!"


Hahahaha, this was a real conversation I had with my ex husband when I finally sat down and told him I knew about his girlfriend. Funny how after I left him she no longer wanted anything to with him. Guessed she realized I was the money maker in the family not him! Lol

I aint nailing this guy's wife, but after reading that I will buy him a beer, even at Hawaii prices.

Funny and considering the alternatives of death, imprisonment, foster care it may have been a better choice. Thanks for sharing.