Mario Lopez Stars as KFC’s Sexy Colonel Sanders in Lifetime ‘Mini Movie’

"In the stuntiest of stunts, KFC and Lifetime are releasing a “mini-movie” (read: extended commercial) starring Mario Lopez as a buff, salt-and-pepper-haired Colonel Sanders."

"Appropriately named A Recipe for Seduction, the Lifetime original will premiere on December 13. Judging from the trailer, it looks like the Colonel — hired as a household’s new chef who walks around in a tight shirt and jaunty ascot — will be involved in some kind of love triangle (or quadrangle?). The phrase “secret recipe” is uttered at least three times within five seconds. Other Lifetime hallmarks that are shown include an illicit affair, someone holding a knife threateningly, and a tied-to-a-chair-with-duct-tape-over-the-mouth situation."