Digitsole Smartshoe | The World's First Intelligent Sneaker

Okay, imagine you're a DI. As if it isn't bad enough that you have to teach recruits how to make their own bed, care for their own clothes, and dress themselves (it's that or mother them), you may now find yourself with trainees who don't know how to tell time or tie their own shoes, besides all that other stuff (saluting, marching, weapons, etc) So, either you teach them or the Army will have to buy combat boots from Digitsole. Can you imagine?