Letcher County district judge shot and killed; County sheriff arrested and charged with murder

This sounds like some Boss Hogg Dukes of Hazzard level stuff and sure enough... Kentucky!

A Couple Weeks Ago, Here In Vegas,
There Was This Defendant Whom (Evidently) Didn't Much Care,
Standing by The Defendants Desk While Waiting For The Verdict To Be Read
She Evidently Must Have Said Something Which REALLY Turned Him Into A Super-Man.
He Flew Up ~From The Floor~ Went Up Into The Air Like Superman,
Totally Cleared Podium And The Judges Desk, And Grabbed Her ~
~ 2 Guards Jumped An And Dragged Out Of The Court Room...~
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~~ But Doesn't It Make Ya Wonder What The Judge Said To REALLY Pizz-Off The Defendant
To Have Gotten Angered To That Point? ~~~ Stop by Your Local Country Court Room, And Watch
The Action ~~ Those Are The Gods Of The County ~ So THEY Believe Of Themselves