Five Things to Know, June 17, 2024

What a peaceful three and a half years these have been. Putin has sent the youth of Russia into Ukraine to provide fertilizer from their rotting corpses and given Ukraine mountains of scrap metal to fashion into plows and modern buildings. Putin even provided the demolition to make way for all this development. In the Middle East, Hamas "visited" their neighbors in Israel for a barbecue. A fun time has been had by all ever since. Now, North Korea is preparing to defend its southern neighbor. Oh, and let's not forget how we brought "peace" to Afghanistan. Thank God we got rid of that warmongering bastard, President Trump.

[There, have you had your MDR of sarcasm for the day?]