Navy Football’s jerseys exclude SEALs in favor of The Silent Service

Sorry Top. It's just hard for me to ROOT for the Navy( Squids).....Go Coast Guard:)))

There's This Elderly Gentleman Who Had Just Parked His Car & Was Walking Away When He Was Approached By A Guy Of About 45 And Was REALLY Pissed Off At The Old Man Because He Stole His Parking Spot.
He Starts Ranting And Raving About It Until The Old Mad Has His Fill & Said "Fu*k Off" And Began Walking Away. At This Point The Younger Guy Grabbed His Coat & Yanked The Old Man And Said
"I Should Just Kick Your Ass, Force You To Leave, Then Take My Space Back."!!
The Old Man Said, "If I Were A Younger Man, Your Ass Would Be In a Lot Of Trouble.
I'm Calling My Son To Get Over Here And Beat The Sh*t Out Of You . He's Only A Few Minutes From Here, He Works By Training Dolphins Just A Few Miles From Here" The Guy Says: "He Trains Fu*king DOLPHINS? He Must Be a Damned Wimp- Ass Coward".
A Few Minutes Later The Son Shows Up & Rolls His Window Down & Points The Young Guy & Says "DAD, Is He The Bastard Giving You Sh*t"? The Old Man Says " YES, He Sure Is"!
His Son Jumps Out Of Car, Beats The Sh*t Out Of The Guy & Breaks His Arm...Then Turns To His Dad & Says "Don't Worry Dad, That Son-Of-A Bitch Will Never Bother You Again!!
"By The Way Dad, I've Never Understood WHY You Insist Upon Telling People That I Train Dolphins & I Wish You'd STOP Doing That.!"
"It's EMBARRASSING As All HELL, Because YOU KNOW DAMNED WELL I Don't Train DOLPHINS, Damn It !!; I Train Fu*king NAVY SEALS"!!

I am so torn in my loyalties between the Army and Navy that I cannot comfortably root for one over the other.