Indictments are in the air as we await the possible arrest of Donald Trump, if it happens the secret service would be bring him to the Manhattan District Attorney’s office for a mugshot and fingerprints, some supporters online have been talking about creating what they call a Patriot Moat to surround Trump and prevent police from taking him in, Republicans in the House of Representatives are gathered in Orlando for their annual “issues” retreat, all the usual lowlifes are screaming witch hunt, Mike Pence is also trying to stay on the good side of the crazies, Rudy Giuliani believes that we should all be focused on Hunter Biden’s laptop, Ron DeSantis slipped a zinger in at Trump’s expense and Donny fired back implying that he is gay, so many of Trump’s legal issues are based on him being dumb, a kid at the NCAA Wrestling Championship lost a match and his mom was very upset, many thanks to our good friends at 6ABC news in Philadelphia for providing us with a stellar edition of the Unintentional Joke of the Day, and Republicans in the Sunshine State are considering legislation that would ban teachers from discussing menstruation and human sexuality in elementary school.