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This must've been shared on RP before. Regardless, it's worth repeating. Don't suggest making it into a movie. It's already been done. Private Benjamin
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Guaranteed she never be able to handle any job. But I would have stated your not hired, she might could use you’re fired to get severence pay and unemployment pay! LOL
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LOL... I Doubt It NOT...
After A Few Years In The Printing Business, I Decided To Hire A Salesman
So I Placed An Ad In The Local Paper & A Young Man Came In And Gave Me His Application.
Nothing Great, But Perhaps Worth An Interview, So We Sat Down & Were Discussing The Wage & Commissions...Then He Asks "Does This Job Qualify Me For Unemployment".?...
WELL..Being The Smart-ass I Am, I Replied With; "It Sure Does, In Fact Our Unemployment Program Is A Really Great One, And It Works Right Away In Fact. ~ You Were Unemployed When You Came In Here & You'll Still Be Unemployed When You Leave."... And I Was Right Both Times.
After A Few Years In The Printing Business, I Decided To Hire A Salesman
So I Placed An Ad In The Local Paper & A Young Man Came In And Gave Me His Application.
Nothing Great, But Perhaps Worth An Interview, So We Sat Down & Were Discussing The Wage & Commissions...Then He Asks "Does This Job Qualify Me For Unemployment".?...
WELL..Being The Smart-ass I Am, I Replied With; "It Sure Does, In Fact Our Unemployment Program Is A Really Great One, And It Works Right Away In Fact. ~ You Were Unemployed When You Came In Here & You'll Still Be Unemployed When You Leave."... And I Was Right Both Times.
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