Reminder: She-Hulk Was The Original Deadpool

Bad news, True Believers: after 29 movies, 20 TV shows, and $27.4 billion dollars, Marvel Studios is officially finished because of She-Hulk's butt. More specifically, the fact that she shook her butt too hard and too low. Or at least that's what the internet currently assures us, based on all the negative memes and viral posts about the short scene in She-Hulk: Attorney at Law's third episode in which Shulkie is seen twerking with three-time Grammy Award winner Megan Thee Stallion -- and when has a crowd of anonymous people online ever led anyone astray?

But the internet, in its schizophrenic wisdom, has also pointed out that if there existed official footage of Deadpool twerking, no one would give a crap. In fact, there is (courtesy of a promotional video for the Deadpool 2 soundtrack), and no one did.

You might think that's different because, well, Deadpool is Deadpool, but here's the thing: She-Hulk was Deadpool before Deadpool was. Remember that Deadpool was introduced in 1991 as a generic mercenary character and only started breaking the fourth wall eight years later, at first simply by referring to previous events as happening in specific issues of his comic and stuff like that. It took a few more years for that running gag to develop into Deadpool talking directly to the reader and straight up acknowledging he's a comic book character.

Meanwhile, She-Hulk was doing all that right from the cover of the very first issue of the 1989 Sensational She-Hulk series, in which she promises to destroy your X-Men collection if you don't buy her comic: