Bagpipes? I'm Scottish, Works for Me! Persia? I Handled the Messages for Iran-Contra for Ronny Raygun! LOL! I Climbed Up Iran/Persia's Asshole as a Navy Spook during the Clinton Administration? Go Figure. What I did for Ray-Gun got Me My Muc, Attain Document I, II, III, Prairie Fire, Eldorado Canyon. What I Did for Bush Sr got Me My JMUC, NDM, SWA, KLMSA, KLMK, Fiery Vigil, Desert Storm, Southern Watch. What I did for Clinton Got Me My MSA, AFEM, My Highest Award for Desert Strike, Clinton Signed Most of My Paperwork when I Retired, (Being Senior Spook on His Flagship). LOL!