The Greatest Conspiracy Theory I Know of Was by Granny Sandy! "I'll Make Sure Your First Granddaughter has More Training as a Dancer!" "I'll Make Sure Your Second Granddaughter Understands Telemetry, Synchronization and Timing Better than You!" "I'll Make Sure Your First Grandson will be Better Versed as in Electronic, Information Warfare, Navy Shooter than You, His Father will come from the Weapons Dept!"