Pentagon chief heads to Southeast Asia as U.S. fortifies regional ties, pushes back against China...

"Hey, you Chinese folks are gonna have to stop training your army for a while so that you can focus on eliminating the scourge of racism within your ranks. I know you don't have a whole lot of white dudes, but you need to make sure you teach everyone else how evil and racist they are. And make sure you talk to your people about the transgendered folks and explain how horribly they've been treated in America, as opposed to other countries. And the Latinx folks. Let's not forget them and how we're keeping them out of their ancestral homeland. And speaking of that, let's not forget our red-skinned brothers. Granted, they were killing each other for decades before the evil palefaces show up, we still have to recognize the horrible conditions on the reservations that are run by the government. And the AAPI crowd? Well, yeah, they're kinda okay now. Except they kept getting into Harvard to we had to put the kai-bosh to that. But hey, at least they're not white."