RIP Cleveland Indians: Brave New Name Will Honor Traffic Pillars on a Crumbling Bridge

Let me begin by warning the Admins that RP has to keep up with the times. "Political Correctness" is not longer politically correct. We're now supposed to be "Woke".

That being said, it appears that Major League Baseball is in need of some help renaming their teams. "Guardians"? I fear they may be offending Sci-Fi fans (Guardians of the Galaxy wouldn't be caught dead playing ball).

Seeing daily examples of creativity here on RP, I'm sure we can do better. I'll lead the way with my offering (free-of-charge) for Atlanta. "Braves" are insulting to native Americans. How about "Cowards"?

Anyone else? Join in...