Posted on Jul 6, 2021
Man bitten by python while sitting on the toilet — CNN
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There are stories of farmers in Indonesia and India who go to their plot of land at night and are ambushed by large pythons. I rue the thought of being coiled by a huge snake knowing I will die.
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SGT Robert Wager
If I sat on a toilet and had my “genitals” bit by any kind of snake I would die, it would be a heart attack. In fact, I’m certain that’s what killed Elvis. He sat down on his toilet, and a toilet snake bit him on his private parts and he keeled over right there and died.
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SGT Robert Wager
And of course the toilet snake ran back down in the sewer looking for another victim to ambushSGT Robert Wager
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