kelloggs-launches-lgbt-breakfast-cereal-all-together

Let me tell you a story... The CEO of Kellogg's is touring the plant one day when he spies a janitor sweeping the floor. Looking closer he finds the janitor's sweepings contain bits and pieces of every cereal the company markets, and there's a lot of it. He sees lost profit being tossed into the trash bin. A bright young assistant attempts to soothe his boss by suggesting that they box it.
"We can't separate all those bits and pieces," the CEO complains.
"No, we'll just market it as a new product."
"Hmmmm..."