Posted on Jun 3, 2021

Oops! Paratroopers raid Bulgarian olive oil factory by mistake

PO1 Kevin Dougherty

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OK, which one of you jokers let the 2nd LT have a map?

Oops! Paratroopers raid Bulgarian olive oil factory by mistake

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Posted >1 y ago

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SPC Michael Oles SR

Posted >1 y ago

That’s a slippery slope

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SSG Edward Tilton

Posted >1 y ago

Go to your corner

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MAJ Ken Landgren

Posted >1 y ago

If I was the commander I would say how did you folks fuck this up? Now fix me a GD martini! WTF! as I laugh.

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SrA John Monette

>1 y

do you want an olive in it MAJ Ken Landgren

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MAJ Ken Landgren

>1 y

SrA John Monette - Yes please! Now lets do an AAR. What did we plan? Conduct urban infantry tactics to an objective building. What happened? You fuckers attacked an olive factory! How do we shrink the delta?

Tell me honestly WTF happened? lol

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SrA John Monette

>1 y

MAJ Ken Landgren - well, Major, it's like this. this brand FNG butter bar refused to cede control of the map and told the jumpmaster when to let us jump. Jumpmaster knew we were nowhere near the jump zone, so he figured he'd let the LT figure it out for himself.

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MAJ Ken Landgren

>1 y

I want to the PLSGT and the 2LT right now!!!! I think I will be both angry and
find it amusing. I will visit with the Jumpmaster later. lol

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