Posted on May 18, 2021

Luke Skywalker Condemned For Blowing Up Associated Press Office Located On Death Star

1SG Steven Imerman

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"Mr. Skywalker barely gave us an hour's notice to evacuate," said AP reporter Bryn Stellar. "It's clear that the Rebellion wants to eliminate journalists and hamper our ability to tell the story of their terror to the galaxy."

Luke Skywalker Condemned For Blowing Up Associated Press Office Located On Death Star

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PO3 Phyllis Maynard

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1SG Steven Imerman but you've gotta admit the visual effects are nice.

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1SG Steven Imerman

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Good to see you again, PO3 Phyllis Maynard! Hope you have been well.

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Sgt (Join to see)

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Nasty gash!!! Oh well.........

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SFC Kurt Brunken

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But did they call the death star before hand and give them warning it was targeted for destruction....

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Luke Skywalker Condemned For Blowing Up Associated Press Office Located On Death Star

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