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OK, playtime is over, let's dance.
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SPC Kurt Hesselden
SPC Kurt Hesselden
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3 warning shot incidents in 3 weeks? Seems they want to re-enact their 2016 capture. 3 strikes rule needs to be applied for the next attack and a Warning sinking happen. Then radio them and tell them test is over.
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SPC Kurt Hesselden - I like your train of thought Kurt.
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MAJ Ken Landgren
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Boys and girls allow me to tell you a bedtime story. Once upon a time a few decades ago there were bearded silly men from Iran who thought they were hot shit as they used speedboats to harass large ships in the Persian Gulf. Perhaps they could go 40 MPH on calm days. Before the missions the badass men said Inshallah which means God Willing and they were steely eyed tough SOBs. They did harass large ships which contained oil and other goods.

Well the US government thought there was a strategic interest stabilizing the world economy. The US Instruments of National Powers are Military, Economics, Information, and Diplomacy. The president said to the military you got to solve this problem man. The generals convened and discussed all the Courses of Actions. On the table was nuclear weapons, invading Iran, sinking the Iranian navy, destroying her military. One aviation unit that flew black helicopters and liked to shoot at things said pick me, pick me! The generals thought of a brilliant plan. Perhaps they could put these black helicopters on aircraft carriers. They were happy and the Domino's pizzas that they ordered arrived and they were in a celebratory mood.

The bearded Iranian bastards in small speedboats saw black objects emerging from the sky. They turned their boats around to flee, but the black objects in the sky were much faster than the speedboats. The engines of the speedboats roared, and the SOBs yelled Allah Akbar! Everyone was happy. The helicopter pilots got to shoot at moving things, and the SOBs in the boats met Allah that day. End of story! :)
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I like it! Good bedtime story Ken, one that will make you smile and feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
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MAJ Ken Landgren
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SP5 (Join to see) - You are so most kind. The facts are relatively true. I had fun writing that awful story! lol
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MAJ Ken Landgren - Non the less Ken, I thought it was right on time.
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