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Not discouraging anyone from civic duty. A family member got a reprieve from it due to court cancellations. It made me think of things to say. Q: your feelings on capital punishment? A: hanging at the Capitol works for me. Q: have you met the defendant? A: no sir, but I've seen a few like him. Q: your feelings on chemical castration? A: a sharp knife and pine tar would be quicker. The article is more down to earth.
9 Ways To Get Out Of Jury Duty
Posted from businessinsider.com
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Economy of management. Show up like Willy even, tell them you clean up nice and want to serve. Well played, Sir.
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I don't show up dirty or scruffy(more than usual), I have a bunch of t-shirts, that my wife purchased, that say things like "You say PSYCHO like it's a bad thing"
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The 'If they weren't guilty they wouldn't be here' statement usually worked for me! Now that I'm over 70 I don't worry about being called again!
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Definitely a "one size fits all". Concise and brief, to the point. Get him outa there Coach!
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