7 undeniable signs you're a super POG

I bet none of those fellas carrying imaginary weapons cleaned em afterwards.

I'm four out of seven (1, 2, 3 and 5). I guess that makes me a semi-POG.

Nice. Several years ago, I hired some movers to pack up the house and the Uhaul. One young, strong lad showed up. He told me he just got out of the Marin Crops. He was an 0311. A couple hours later, he was coming out of the attic with a box that was labeled, Air Force stuff. He asked if I was Air Force. I said yes. He proceeded to tell me how he thought we were all pussies and weak. BUt then he said " i just realized how wrong I was. You used your Air Force experience and got a job that pays enough money to hire movers. And I can;t do shit in the civilian world and here I am moving your furniture!" I put a hand on his shoulder and said " dude, you served your country. You guys have the best looking uniforms. Tons of movies about the Marines. Everybody loves the Marines. Don't feel ashamed about what you are doing now. It will get better. Now, please dont scratch my hardwood floors when you move the piano"