I "Liked" your post. Does that allow me to ask a serious question? Do blacks call 9-1-1? No, I'm not making a joke. That wouldn't be very "woke" of me, would it?
So, black people never call 911 for "dumb shit". I don't think there is a single demographic that doesn't call 911 for "dumb shit". Just do a google search on McDonalds and 911 calls, enjoy.