Demons Beg Jesus To Cast Them Out Of Hysterical Mob Of Liberals And Into Abyss

"Upon realizing they were trapped in the liberals they had possessed some time ago, the demons petitioned Jesus to exorcise them and send them absolutely "anywhere else." They cited the "repulsive" incivility they've witnessed in the liberal mob, the annoying slogans they shout over and over again, and the smell as reasons for their desire to escape the throng of violent protesters."