Chaplain’s wife drives to different state in disguise to buy dildo

Guess Amazon doesn't carry them.

To each their own, but my wife sold lingerie and other intimacy items. Course, some things she's satisfied and doesn't need the...replicated versions of.

In the "quick! hide!" line of thought, I did hear that Protestants don't recognize Catholics during divine services, Presbyterians don't recognize Anglicans at baptisms, and Baptists don't recognize each other at Hooters...….

LOL! Classic. Even Chaplains have marital problems! Sad to say...