Top secret background check reveals service member has no friends

I WON'T SAY WHO AND WHAT I WORK FOR BUT ITS MORE THEN THE FRIENDS DEAL! Now OPM is looking at social media sites that you visit and what you belong to and who your friends are on there, that is the make you or break you. Let\s not never forget the nasty credit monster, he will get too. Just trying help.

Story of my life. I once asked my wife if she was my best friend and she looked utterly disgusted.

PO3 Steven Sherrill Sounds familiar!