Posted on Jan 11, 2017
New Breeding Program Aimed At Keeping Moderate Republicans From Going Extinct
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New Breeding Program Aimed At Keeping Moderate Republicans From Going Extinct
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Hey! Where do I sign up to sire moderate republicans?!?!? (If I identified politically as anything, it'd be that). I mean, it's all for the greater good, right? Someone's gotta do it. I'll take this one for the team.
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SGT William Howell
SN Greg Wright In my experience the far right or left females tend to be the freaky deaky ones. I am talking so far right leaning that you have to put Rush Limbaugh on for mood music or so far left that during the act you have to scream out Hillary's name. Those are the ones you want to breed, but not date.
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Capt Seid Waddell
SGT William Howell, I did not mean why you got married - but why she is a Democrat despite being a conservative. That is a contrast in beliefs, like being a devout Catholic atheist.
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Breeding program? What's the stock look like? I want to get in on the ground floor with this one.
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