Things people say to HAIRDRESSERS

My granddaughter is a hairdresser (actually licensed as a barber so she can wield a straight razor). I'm sure she's heard all of these, but she has a good chair in a great part of town. She brings home over $50K/yr and great relationships with her regulars.

I ask my barber to cut it thick and dark like he did the last guy.

Yes, need to know if there is going to be someone that gives a rats butt about veteran's.