Posted on Jun 8, 2016
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I made it to 80 & had my annual checkup yesterday at the VA in West Roxbury. And here's the results from the lab tests:
My Doctor said "I have some bad news and some very bad news."
And I said " Well, might as well give me the bad news first. " And the Doctor replied: "The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live." And I of course said " 24 hours! That's terrible! What could be worse? What's the very bad news?" The Doctor said : "I've been trying to reach you since yesterday."
My Doctor said "I have some bad news and some very bad news."
And I said " Well, might as well give me the bad news first. " And the Doctor replied: "The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live." And I of course said " 24 hours! That's terrible! What could be worse? What's the very bad news?" The Doctor said : "I've been trying to reach you since yesterday."
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SP5 (Join to see) - OK thanx for that ..I took the test for my Life Expectancy & the answer = 80 ...But I am 80 so I guess I am living on borrowed time for the past six months??
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93 but I don't believe it. The men in my family don't last much past 75.
I sure as hell better not live that long - I will be eating dog food under a bridge by then.
I sure as hell better not live that long - I will be eating dog food under a bridge by then.
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