Real Video - 2 Ships (collision situation)

My language skills aren't what they once were but I can roughly get an idea what was being said on the Bridge. OMG. Never a good idea to see another ship that close to your Focsle and having his Rooster Tail spraying the Bridge.

I can see the conversation on the bridge:

OOD: "Hard Left"
Helmsman: "Hard left, aye"
OOD: "All ahead emergency"
Captain: "What'd you guys do with the helium baloon?"