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The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.
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Deployments
(1 year, 6 months)Started in Jan 1998
JRTC
Served as a member of a(n) Infantry team, squad, and platoon during Joint Readiness Training located at Fort Polk, LA.
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Individual & Special Skill Schools
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Mar 2014
Crisis Prevention Inst.
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None / Expired
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