Posted on Jul 24, 2015
SPC Kent Tilley
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1. Bubble Guts
a. The soldier that has constant gas, no matter what
2. Mutant
a. The soldier that runs the APFT the fastest and smokes the most
3. Alzheimers
a. The soldier that makes you question yourself if you gave the order or not
4. Article 15
a. The soldier that is in trouble so much, they start to invent new ways to get into trouble
5. Stepchild
a. The soldier that hears your orders, says roger, and then works on a task given by someone that is higher ranking
6. Blue Falcon
a. The soldier that is always throwing others under the bus
7. Ghost
a. Double entendre. Never there when you need them, but also never in trouble. You don’t know if they really exist, but they’re on the books
8. Profile
a. The soldier that is always on every profile you can think of
9. Poster Child
a. The soldier that wins all the boards
10. Combat Veteran
a. The soldier that never goes outside the wire but has more accessories on their rifle than any Ranger
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PO1 William "Chip" Nagel
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Busted! That is not nice! 2a. I quit smoking took up running 5 Ks then went back to smoking while still competing in Navy 5k runs. The second time quitting smoking took and I have been Nicotene free for 18 years now.
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I was in my younger days and ranks: 1 (depending one the MRE I had to eat); 3 (Sometimes, if I remember right); 5 (on a few occasions); and lastly 7 (Once I truly learned the ways of the SPC Creed)
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SPC Kent Tilley
SPC Kent Tilley
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Didn't call it a sham-shield for nothing!
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As a young Private-through-Specialist, I was probably most typically the Ghost. *Sometimes* a Stepchild.
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I was always a ghost, always. Not for hiding sake, I just didn't feel the need to constantly socialize.
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