What's your favorite PT belt story?

That a thread on reflective belts can exist, both entertains and saddens me.

Was taking a CLS class, one of the lanes was reacting to a mortar strike on a FOB, so we go and start stabilizing. There was this one girl who was acting crazy and kept walking away or grabbing the fake legs and swinging them at us so when we got to the "BAS"(just a clearing with a sapling in the middle of it) one of the guys who had a pt belt with him tied her to the tree with it.

My favorite PT belt story is that there must be a Sergeant Major somewhere who owns a PT belt factory and has the exclusive contract with the military.