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Everyone knows that the "Zombie Apocalypse" is a thinly disguised euphamism for "obama voter riots" where mindless citizens will riot when the biscuit wheels fall off their government funded gravy train.
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I think it will be Cosmetic Products (i.e. make-up) that causes the Zombie Apocalypse. Everyone is in search of younger more beautiful skin. It will come to a point where cell regeneration will out last the life of our brains and it will cause us to be mindless walking zombies. AHHHH!
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LTJG Daniel Bouysou
As for as ex-wives you avoid them; ex-girl friends it is great to get together and discuss old times. Oh, I just has 50th high school reunion.
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LTJG Daniel Bouysou
Everything just washes out in the end; just don't slow down so you will not get rolled over.
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Doesn't matter what it's caused by. What's important is WHERE to be at when it happens so you don't get infected. The absolute worst place to be is Washington D.C. Think about it.
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CWO2 Shelby DuBois
Have you seen China's two lane sidewalks.. one for those walking with eyes on their little screens?
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CWO2 Shelby DuBois
So avoid Bed Bath and Beyond? hmm.. and I thought it would originate out of the CDC in Atlanta.
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SFC Mark Merino
Probably something that simple Cpl Dennis F. At least I know to get to your house for Armageddon.
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SFC Mark Merino
PO2 Rocky Kleeger, we have had so many for so long, I think we are safe. However, society never seems to disappoint......
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All the RP members reading the "Should a 2LT salute a 1LT" post :-)
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CPT (Join to see)
1SG (Join to see) I should should get a commission every time that thread is mentioned.
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1SG (Join to see)
I'm sure you do CPT (Join to see), it's the points by new people discovering it and going there and commenting! LOL
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MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca
Not exactly 1SG (Join to see). Some veteran dumbasses that ought to know better still drop a comment to see if its still breathing. I plead the 5th!
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Caused?...... Caused?....... I was under the assumption that it occurred some time ago, as evidenced by the recurrent actions of a great many of our citizens. One of the reasons that I moved to the country was to get away from all of the zombies.
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Watching bubble guppies cartoons with your children/grandchildren and actually hearing the brain cells explode between your ears.
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SFC Mark Merino
I escaped Barney PFC Zanie Young My daughter was cannel surfing and found it and I said"scary monster" and she said "Oh no!" and we watched the New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh. Close call.
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