The Zombie Apocalypse will be caused by?

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Posted >1 y ago

Actually it will be a new drug craze that is impossible to detect with no ill effects UNTIL!!!. My buddy directed a movie called Potpourri which explains it better. I think it's on netflix or hulu. It basically fries your brain and gives you an insaciable appettite.

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SFC Michael Hartwig

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insatiable?

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CWO2 Shelby DuBois

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for fava beans?

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SFC Mark Merino

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CWO2 Shelby DuBois fava brains......BRAINS!.........

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Posted >1 y ago

ME!!!! If I can figure out how to do it.

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SFC Mark Merino

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A generous heads up is greatly appreciated. I want to be able to cover myself in BBQ sauce and go to the Flyer's Wells Fargo stadium and get eaten on center ice at my "Graceland".

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SFC (Join to see)

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I figured you your for a future "Governor" Mark. Without the crazy of course.

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SFC Mark Merino

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Nah, it's center ice for the old man or nothing.

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Cpl Dennis F.

Posted >1 y ago

When the Zombies come, I'm trippin' you!

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SFC Mark Merino

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Semper sneaky.

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SFC William Swartz Jr

Posted >1 y ago

The lack of "food source/supply" in Washington D.C., when the zombies begin their takeover lol!!

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SFC Mark Merino

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SFC William Swartz Jr They will starve from the lack of nutrition in politician's brains.

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SGT Richard H.

Posted >1 y ago

The Zombie Apocalypse will be caused by........

The Navy.

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SFC Mark Merino

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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don't even kid around like that. I can't stand it when we kid around with that inter-service rivalry. Internet takes away our playful tone and the hurt feelings come out. Nothing but love! Uncle Mark :)

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SGT Richard H.

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Ummmm...errr...ahem...yes, that's it...kidding.

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CDR Thomas Gatliffe

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Don't worry about it, SGT Richard H. , we Navy Zombies prefer civilians for dinner. They are easier to chew than tough old SFC's like SFC Mark Merino .

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SFC Mark Merino

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HEY! I resemble that remark.

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SPC Michelle M.

Posted >1 y ago

Some weird virus will cause it, but it wont be like the dead coming back from the dead kind, its more like infection causing people to become raving manics and just harder to kill but fast as hell. You know like "28 days later" I am a movie nut. LOL

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SFC Mark Merino

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SPC Michelle M. Bring on the BBQ sauce! I'm running into the thickest herd on day one. I'm too old and broke to live like that.

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SPC Michelle M.

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Lol. SFC Mark Merino, no way I could go out like that. Granted it would be sad because I would lose so many but I would make my way from MD to Vegas so if you are on the way, you are more than welcome to join my group. (We are always looking for bait). LMAO. ;)

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SFC Mark Merino

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Thanks SPC Michelle M. Fast zombies are a million times scarier! Every team needs a stow member. We do rear vanguard ops.

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SPC Michelle M.

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Lol. Poagie bait!!!

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SPC Stephen Bobchin

Posted >1 y ago

I'm gonna blame it on a fresh private from AIT.

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SFC Mark Merino

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I'm tracking :)

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PFC Zanie Young

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Hey, I resent that! I'm not dumb by a long shot! I was, uh, lost...

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SFC Mark Merino

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Represent!!

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SPC David Hannaman

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I'll see your Private and raise you a 2nd LT...

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SFC Mark Merino

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SPC (Join to see)

Posted >1 y ago

just remember to spy cam in the head kill the brain then go on about your business

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SPC David Hannaman

Posted >1 y ago

If your contingency plan includes a way of charging your iPhone, don't worry the Zombies won't be interested in you.

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