Posted on Jun 28, 2015
TSgt Joshua Copeland
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Capt Richard I P.
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LOL I hope when they lose they have to pay the attorney and court fees for the People.
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SFC Mark Merino
SFC Mark Merino
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Please please please let their lawyer come to court ng dressed as a clown. My funny bone marrow runneth low.
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SFC Mark Merino
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I believe I just flatlined and crossed over to the other side. How do these people find lawyers to take their cases?
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LTC John Shaw
LTC John Shaw
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SFC Mark Merino MSgt Chris Adams SGT Sarah Hoyt If you are going to start with the lawyer jokes at least copy me so I can join in! You can't get your JD without hearing them all.
A Reasonable Fee
A man phones a lawyer and asks, "How much would you charge for just answering three simple questions?"
The lawyer replies, "A thousand dollars."
"A thousand dollars!" exclaims the man. "That's very expensive isn't it?"
"It certainly is," says the lawyer. "Now, what's your third question?"
Here is a link to a good clean joke site...go ahead and click it, it is worth the time.
http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Lawyer.htm
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SGT Sarah Hoyt
SGT Sarah Hoyt
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A lawyer with a sense of humor! A rare find, indeed.
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Capt Seid Waddell
Capt Seid Waddell
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LTC John Shaw, SFC Mark Merino, MSgt Chris Adams, SGT Sarah Hoyt :
A lawyer on a deep sea fishing trip falls overboard and is struggling in the water when a shark closes in quickly and grabs the lawyer and throws him back aboard his fishing boat.

A minister on the boat exclaims that it is a miracle.

A doctor on the boat says "No, it is just professional courtesy".
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SFC Mark Merino
SFC Mark Merino
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Capt Seid Waddell I needed that! Tango Mike.
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1SG Civil Affairs Specialist
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What a gong show.
You think you've seen it all...
Hey meathead! You got ICP ink and people think you might have had a lapse in judgment and the police give you sideways looks?
Weird.
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