Have you ever given directions with a "knife hand"? What are some things you can think of that would make a civilian think you are crazy?

Hi, SPC Butler.

I taught as a substitute very briefly after leaving the AF. I called cadences when the elementary school classes and I marched from the classroom to lunch.

"Momma, momma, can't you see...what First Grade has done for me?"

Got in a little trouble for it. Had full-time teachers poking their heads out of the classrooms to see what was going on. But the kids had fun.

First time I went home after BCT during Airborne School we went to a buffet and I was standing in line at parade rest also ate 3 plates before my family finished first! They looked at me crazy I told them eat it now taste it later!

I caught myself explaining something to my wife using the knife hand...she was not amused...