Posted on Jun 26, 2015
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Google, be blessed.
You have given me almost two more years of my life that I never thought I'd have. You have saved me from endless hours and days of purgatorial pain. You have offered me closure, even before the doomed affair had truly begun.

My apologies. I'm not wrecked on Retsina. I'm merely reading reports that Google's very fine search engine has already indicated that Hillary Clinton will be the next president of the United States.

Of course, there's a touch of hyperbole here. But I suspect there might be one or two political partisans who will be experiencing intensely hyperbolic reactions when they hear of it.

You see, Google search has responded to the question: "Who will be the next president?" with a card that answered: Hillary Clinton.

I know, I know. You were still holding out for either Ted Nugent or the Hulk Hoganesque intellect of Donald Trump.

Instead, as the Next Web reported, two formulations of the same question both throw up results that suggest that in 2016, the revolution will be Clintonized.

Nerds will surely rush to explain that Google's search engine reacts to optimized results, and these two happened to be results that appear to be -- but aren't -- definitive answers. One, after all, is from renowned independently-minded performer Glen Beck.

http://www.cnet.com/news/google-says-hillary-clinton-will-be-the-next-president/
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CPT Zachary Brooks
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Looks like your Democrat think tanks are at odds with each other:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/h-a-goodman/its-official-bernie-sande_b_7660226.html

The election is still two years away, a lot could happen between now and then.
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CPT Zachary Brooks
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SGT (Join to see) - I was using "your" in the general sense. Funny to watch the media fight about these things this far out. I have seen CNN and NBC saying that Jeb Bush will be the Republican nominee.
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SPC Margaret Higgins
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Indeed. When I was Squad Leader, I got down on my hands and knees; and scrubbed the Latrine floor with my Squad members.
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SPC Margaret Higgins, did it get done better by you leading the way? The day I made SGT, in Vietnam, I was on kp. After the orders were cut and I was told I was a team leader now, I continued pulling KP. I was nervous about being in charge of the same guys I was buddies with.
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I've been wondering why so many conservatives are worried about Mrs. Clinton when I can clearly see many more liberals in line with Mr. Sanders. Unless a whole lot of women vote for Hillary for the sake of a female President, I don't see her getting the nomination. But I do think it would be awfully difficult for the Democratic candidate to lose.
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google is good. And it may happen, But, I don't think Google can see the future beyond doubt.
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Don, I know, right? How can they predict the future with an algorithm theory? I thought, well it ought to be an interesting question to post.
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SPC Jan Allbright, M.Sc., R.S.
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SPC Jan Allbright, M.Sc., R.S., I don't think he has a chance in China of being nominated, much less elected..
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SPC Jan Allbright, M.Sc., R.S.
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SGT (Join to see) And that's why he's not in the betting pool.
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You never know SGT (Join to see), the clinton foundation doesn't discriminate monetary sources. And that includes the Chinese Yuan.
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Cpl (Join to see), I know. All they see is the color green.
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