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Ever get pranked? Got some revenge? What is your best story?
Here is mine, I buddy (I use that term loosely) of mine's Girlfriend found out he was cheating on her while he was deployed. Rather than exact her revenge while he was deployed, she waited until he got home. Now this guy LOOOOOOOVES gummy bears, specifically the Haribo brand. So she went out and got the 5 Lbs bag of them for him. Sounds sweet right? Maybe she forgave him?
Not a chance...they were his favorite brand of gummy bears....just decided to get the sugar free ones (read reviews here: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000EVQWKC/). That guy paid dearly for his unfaithfulness.
If want to know why these gummy's are so evil, check out this article: http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2014/01/whats-in-those-haribo-gummy-bears/283162/
Standard Caveats: Do not try this at home, do not try it at work, really just don't try it.
Here is mine, I buddy (I use that term loosely) of mine's Girlfriend found out he was cheating on her while he was deployed. Rather than exact her revenge while he was deployed, she waited until he got home. Now this guy LOOOOOOOVES gummy bears, specifically the Haribo brand. So she went out and got the 5 Lbs bag of them for him. Sounds sweet right? Maybe she forgave him?
Not a chance...they were his favorite brand of gummy bears....just decided to get the sugar free ones (read reviews here: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000EVQWKC/). That guy paid dearly for his unfaithfulness.
If want to know why these gummy's are so evil, check out this article: http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2014/01/whats-in-those-haribo-gummy-bears/283162/
Standard Caveats: Do not try this at home, do not try it at work, really just don't try it.
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Responses: 9
To your entry and to tempt others to read some of the best humor I have read in a very long time, I offer an excerpt from my favorite entry reviewing the Haribo sugar-free gummi bears:
"First of all, for taste I would rate these a 5. So good. Soft, true-to-taste fruit flavors like the sugar variety...I was a happy camper.
BUT (or should I say BUTT), not long after eating about 20 of these all hell broke loose. I had a gastrointestinal experience like nothing I've ever imagined. Cramps, sweating, bloating beyond my worst nightmare. I've had food poisoning from some bad shellfish and that was almost like a skip in the park compared to what was going on inside me.
Then came the, uh, flatulence. Heavens to Murgatroyd, the sounds, like trumpets calling the demons back to Hell...the stench, like 1,000 rotten corpses vomited. I couldn't stand to stay in one room for fear of succumbing to my own odors.
But wait; there's more. What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. 100% liquid. Flammable liquid. NAPALM. It was actually a bit humorous (for a nanosecond)as it was just beyond anything I could imagine possible.
AND IT WENT ON FOR HOURS."
Thank you for that, TSgt Joshua Copeland. I have seriously not laughed that hard in months.
"First of all, for taste I would rate these a 5. So good. Soft, true-to-taste fruit flavors like the sugar variety...I was a happy camper.
BUT (or should I say BUTT), not long after eating about 20 of these all hell broke loose. I had a gastrointestinal experience like nothing I've ever imagined. Cramps, sweating, bloating beyond my worst nightmare. I've had food poisoning from some bad shellfish and that was almost like a skip in the park compared to what was going on inside me.
Then came the, uh, flatulence. Heavens to Murgatroyd, the sounds, like trumpets calling the demons back to Hell...the stench, like 1,000 rotten corpses vomited. I couldn't stand to stay in one room for fear of succumbing to my own odors.
But wait; there's more. What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. 100% liquid. Flammable liquid. NAPALM. It was actually a bit humorous (for a nanosecond)as it was just beyond anything I could imagine possible.
AND IT WENT ON FOR HOURS."
Thank you for that, TSgt Joshua Copeland. I have seriously not laughed that hard in months.
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When I was a young AMMO troop at Moody AFB in Valdosta Georgia (which is on the edge of the Okefenokee Swamp). We once caught a 4 foot long alligator, wrapped his jaw with F-4 tape (green duct tape) and placed it under a young lieutenants desk. It seemed like fun at the time. FYI: This was the day before a unit pig roast and the alligator joined the pig on the menu.
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Good friend of mine put a dead armadillo in the bed of my pickup truck once. I simply meant to return it to his when I found his A-bag in the back of his truck. Imagine the call I received from him when he took his bag inside his room from the blistering summer heat with that nasty thing inside!
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