Lockheed Martin Sales Staff Instructed To Really Push Tactical Air-To-Surface Missiles This Week http://www.theonion.com/article/lockheed-martin-sales-staff-instructed-really-push-51236

Posted on Sep 7, 2015

Lockheed Martin Sales Staff Instructed To Really Push Tactical Air-To-Surface Missiles This Week

Sgt Aaron Kennedy, MS

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http://www.theonion.com/article/lockheed-martin-sales-staff-instructed-really-push-51236

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SGT Jerrold Pesz

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Air-to-surface won't do me any good since I don't have a plane. I had rather have some nice surface-to-air or surface-to-surface missiles if the price is right.

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SN Greg Wright

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*Scratches his head* What, they treat it just like a normal sale item? Lol!

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Lockheed Martin Sales Staff Instructed To Really Push Tactical Air-To-Surface Missiles This Week

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