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Looks like a duffleblog article until you realize it is real...
http://www.armytimes.com/story/military/2015/06/28/icp-shaggy-2-dope-violent-j-gathering-/29272385/
http://www.armytimes.com/story/military/2015/06/28/icp-shaggy-2-dope-violent-j-gathering-/29272385/
Posted >1 y ago
Responses: 26
LOL I hope when they lose they have to pay the attorney and court fees for the People.
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SFC Mark Merino
Please please please let their lawyer come to court ng dressed as a clown. My funny bone marrow runneth low.
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I believe I just flatlined and crossed over to the other side. How do these people find lawyers to take their cases?
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LTC John Shaw
SFC Mark Merino MSgt Chris Adams SGT Sarah Hoyt If you are going to start with the lawyer jokes at least copy me so I can join in! You can't get your JD without hearing them all.
A Reasonable Fee
A man phones a lawyer and asks, "How much would you charge for just answering three simple questions?"
The lawyer replies, "A thousand dollars."
"A thousand dollars!" exclaims the man. "That's very expensive isn't it?"
"It certainly is," says the lawyer. "Now, what's your third question?"
Here is a link to a good clean joke site...go ahead and click it, it is worth the time.
http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Lawyer.htm
A Reasonable Fee
A man phones a lawyer and asks, "How much would you charge for just answering three simple questions?"
The lawyer replies, "A thousand dollars."
"A thousand dollars!" exclaims the man. "That's very expensive isn't it?"
"It certainly is," says the lawyer. "Now, what's your third question?"
Here is a link to a good clean joke site...go ahead and click it, it is worth the time.
http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Lawyer.htm
The Best Lawyer Jokes & Cartoons with NO annoying advertising
Hilarious Lawyer Jokes and Cartoons on a page NOT sponsored by a lawyer trying to suck you in. Warning: politically incorrect! NO banner ads!
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Capt Seid Waddell
LTC John Shaw, SFC Mark Merino, MSgt Chris Adams, SGT Sarah Hoyt :
A lawyer on a deep sea fishing trip falls overboard and is struggling in the water when a shark closes in quickly and grabs the lawyer and throws him back aboard his fishing boat.
A minister on the boat exclaims that it is a miracle.
A doctor on the boat says "No, it is just professional courtesy".
A lawyer on a deep sea fishing trip falls overboard and is struggling in the water when a shark closes in quickly and grabs the lawyer and throws him back aboard his fishing boat.
A minister on the boat exclaims that it is a miracle.
A doctor on the boat says "No, it is just professional courtesy".
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What a gong show.
You think you've seen it all...
Hey meathead! You got ICP ink and people think you might have had a lapse in judgment and the police give you sideways looks?
Weird.
You think you've seen it all...
Hey meathead! You got ICP ink and people think you might have had a lapse in judgment and the police give you sideways looks?
Weird.
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